Everybody Loves Raymond1996

Ray Barone:
[on the phone] Hello? Yes, he is. May I ask who's calling? Okay, just a minute. Angelina.

Ray Barone:
Angelina? Don't know anyone by that name.

Debra Barone:
Does he know what this is regarding? Okay, yeah thanks for calling. Bye-bye. She's got your wallet.

Ray Barone:
What? My wallet?

Debra Barone:
Yeah. It's at Nemo's.

Ray Barone:
I didn't go to Nemo's.

Debra Barone:
Well your wallet made it there somehow. Do you have your wallet? Ray, she said she just waited on you.

Ray Barone:
Oh Nemo's Nemo's, yeah. Might have been a waitress over there. Even though we usually go to the counter. But today Nemo forced us into this table, where the waitresses go. So we had to have a waitress. Not *have* a waitress. We uh we had waitress service.

Debra Barone:
So how pretty is she?

Ray Barone:
I didn't say she was pretty.

Debra Barone:
You didn't have to. You're being so defensive about it. My gosh, you'd think there was something going on.

Ray Barone:
[laughs uncomfortably] No, no, no, no. no, no, no.

Debra Barone:
You're a freak.

Ray Barone:
What? What did I do?

Debra Barone:
Come on, can't you be honest? I mean, look Ray, if you saw someone pretty today, you could tell me.

Ray Barone:
I saw nothing.

Debra Barone:
Wow, she must be beautiful.

Ray Barone:
Look, she's Nemo's niece. How beautiful can she be? You've seen Nemo. All right, some men might find her attractive. Nothing like you, though.

[Debra glares at Ray]

Ray Barone:
Which means that you are the more attractive one. I... I have the right to an attorney.