Everybody Loves Raymond1996

Debra Barone:
Would you sleep with her if we weren't married?

Ray Barone:
What? No! No. No. No!

Debra Barone:
Let's just pretend I didn't exist.

Ray Barone:
I don't like this ride. It's scary.

Debra Barone:
What are you afraid of?

Ray Barone:
Look, if you didn't exist I'd never meet another woman because I'd be a sailor. I'd sail. I'd just sail around the world by myself married to the salt and the sea.

Debra Barone:
Man, okay, just forget it. Good grief. I was just kidding.

Ray Barone:
All right.

Debra Barone:
Okay, so you're a sailor. You pull into the port of Queens to take on supplies and you go ashore to Nemo's. You're lonely from this long journey and you come upon this lovely pizza wench. Would you sleep with her?

Ray Barone:
You don't exist?

Debra Barone:
It's like It's A Wonderful Life. There's no Debra.

Ray Barone:
Well, then it's not a wonderful life, is it?