Everybody Loves Raymond1996

Robert Barone:
[Robert enters the house dressed as Santa Clause] Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Is Ally here? I understand there are doubts about me in this house.

Ray Barone:
There are now. Come on, Robert.

Robert Barone:
No, no. You have me mistaken for some other party. For I am the jolly old St. Nick. Ho, ho, ho! Mom told me what you did. Nice.

Debra Barone:
Hey, Ally look. It's Santa Clause!

Ray Barone:
Oh, God.

Ally Barone:
Santa?

Robert Barone:
Yes! It is really I! And I came to see *you*, Ally because I heard you were a very good girl this year and you're going to get everything you want. Ho, ho, ho! [He turns towards Ray] Unlike some other people. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

Ray Barone:
Yeah, hold the ho's. I wanna talk to you for a minute Santa.

Robert Barone:
I'm sorry! I'm with a client. And you may call me Mr. Clause. Ho, ho, ho, ho! [Frank runs in also dressed as Santa]

Frank Barone:
Where's Ally? Ho, ho. [He sees Robert] Holy crap! What are you doing here?

Robert Barone:
I'm Santa Clause.

Frank Barone:
You're Santa?

Ray Barone:
Alright, alright. Will you guys cut it out? Come on. She's confused enough already.

Frank Barone:
What's there to be confused about? I'm the *real* Santa Clause! Who is *this* imposter?

Debra Barone:
Well, you couldn't both be Santa. You must be... Santa's helpers.

Frank Barone:
Right! He's my helper. [to Robert] Hey, helper! Why don't you go warm up the reindeer and bring the sled around?