Everybody Loves Raymond1996

[first lines]

Frank Barone:
Okay everybody, you're allowed in my home unless you sit in my chair, touch my remote, or are married to me.

Marie Barone:
That's how you talk after church, Frank?

Frank Barone:
Yeah, my prayers weren't answered.

Marie Barone:
Next time, pray for hair.

Raymond "Ray" Barone:
I hate to break it to both of you, but God stopped listening to you two a long time ago.