Everybody Loves Raymond

Everybody Loves Raymond1996

Everybody Loves Raymond is an American sitcom television series created by Philip Rosenthal that aired on CBS from September 13, 1996, to May 16, 2005, with a total of 210 episodes spanning over nine seasons. It was produced by Where's Lunch and Wor… more »



Robert Barone:
I don't know what happened. Even the lightbulbs are gone. It-it's like a con job.

Ray Barone:
How could it be a con job? I mean - oh, don't tell me you paid the guy to represent you.

Robert Barone:
No. I only paid for the pictures. I paid for the pictures.

Ray Barone:
Oh... man. How much?

Robert Barone:
$1000.

Ray Barone:
$1000? Are you nuts?

Robert Barone:
It would've cost me a lot more with one of those outside guys!

Ray Barone:
Oh my God!

Robert Barone:
I feel sick.

Ray Barone:
All right, easy. Easy!

Robert Barone:
I can't breathe! I can't breathe! I can't breathe!

Ray Barone:
Calm down! Robert! Just calm down.

Robert Barone:
I can't breathe!

Ray Barone:
Calm down. Calm down!

Robert Barone:
How can I calm down?

Robert Barone:
How can I calm down? Do you know what this means? I've been conned and I'm a cop. I'm a conned cop!

Ray Barone:
All right. So why don't you just track the guys down, and you throw 'em in jail?

Robert Barone:
Yeah sure. I can just imagine the headlines: "Giant Cop is Giant Schmuck!"

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