Everybody Loves Raymond1996

[Frank is eating lasagna from the platter]

Marie Barone:
Frank! What are you doing? You can't eat it from there! Your fork was in there! Now nobody can eat it!

Frank Barone:
That's all I have to do? In that case, the fork's been in the ice cream, too!

Ray Barone:
[comes in] Hey.

Marie Barone:
Hi, Raymond. Are you hungry? Do you want something to eat? Only you can't have lasagna... Or ice cream.

Frank Barone:
[sticks his fork in cake] Or chocolate cake.

Marie Barone:
Look at him! He's like an animal, marking his territory!

[Frank sticks Marie with the fork]

Marie Barone:
Hey!

Frank Barone:
What? That's a compliment.

Ray Barone:
God, how I wish I could say this is the wrong house...