Everybody Loves Raymond1996

Debra Barone:
All you care is about is "What should I get for my mom?", "You think my mom will like this?", "Why don't we ask my mom?" Mom, mom, mom, mom, ma.

Robert Barone:
How do we get out of here?

Ray Barone:
Come on, Debra! You got your book. I gave it to you. You should be happy. Isn't it the thought that counts?

Debra Barone:
Yeah but it wasn't *your* thought. It was his!

Amy MacDougall:
[pokes Robert in the stomach] Yeah! And why do you care so much about her gift?

Robert Barone:
I don't care about her gift. I was just trying to make him look bad. [to Ray] Sorry, man.

Ray Barone:
It's okay. I understand.

Debra Barone:
You know, Ray? I don't want you to ever get me another gift again because every time you do it just makes me realize how little you care. [shoves the book into Ray's hands] Merry Christmas Ray.

Ray Barone:
Oh, come on! Now you're becoming my mother!

Debra Barone:
What?