Everybody Loves Raymond1996

Robert Barone:
Ma wanted me to tell you she's making frittatas

Debra Barone:
Robert, you have a will, right?

Robert Barone:
Why? What did you hear? Is that why Ma's making frittatas?

Debra Barone:
Ray and I were talking about wills, and he doesn't want to make one.

Robert Barone:
Oh, why not?

Debra Barone:
He thinks it's gonna tempt fate.

Robert Barone:
No no no, silly. If you don't have a will you're tempting fate. "I don't need a will. I'm gonna live forever." Manhole!

Ray Barone:
I don't know.

Robert Barone:
Raymond, listen to me. You need to have a will and eat a fibrous breakfast every morning and nothing can touch you.

Ray Barone:
Maybe you're right.

Debra Barone:
Oh, that's what convinces you? I've been talking to you about this for six years!

Ray Barone:
You didn't fall in a manhole! He knows how to get through to me.

Debra Barone:
See if you can get him to floss.

Robert Barone:
Whatever you need.