Extras2005

Obsessive Fan:
Hellooooo!

Agent:
Hello, mate. Alright, how's it going? Darren Lamb, Agent. Nice to meet you.

Obsessive Fan:
This is my girlfriend Julie.

Barry:
Hey, Julie.

Obsessive Fan:
I recognize you.

Barry:
Yes. Possibly.

Obsessive Fan:
You did my mom's guttering, didn't you?

Barry:
Maybe, yeah. Wh- where does she live?

Obsessive Fan:
Amdol Corbs at the BP garage.

Agent:
What's this? You didn't tell me anything about this. What's going on here? How much do you get paid for that?

Barry:
Not much.

Obsessive Fan:
Well it's 200 quid. Mum said he did such a good job she gave him a 20 pound tip.

Agent:
220 quid?

Barry:
I don't have to tell you everything.

Agent:
Oh no no. You don't have to tell me everything. Although i notice you're happy to tell me when you are sleeping in your car and you need somewhere to have a bath. Then you can't keep your mouth shut. But this you're keeping schtum about.

Barry:
You're supposed to be my agent for acting, not bloody artexing or whatever else.

Agent:
Rumbled! Rumbled! He said guttering! Now it's Artexing. What else you keeping from me? I can't- I'm appalled. This is scandalous, Barry. Such a slap in the face.

Obsessive Fan:
Do you do roofing?

Agent:
Do you want- do you need some roofing done? He'll do roofing.

Barry:
No, it's too dangerous. I'm not- I'm not...

Agent:
Oh I'm sorry. You're turning down work now, are you? I'm sorry. It seems that beggars can be choosers, my mistake.