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David Bowie:
[sings] The little fat man who sold his soul...

Andy Millman:
The little?

David Bowie:
[sings] Little fat man who sold his dream... Chubby little loser...

David Bowie:
[turns round and plays piano] Chubby little loser... National joke...

David Bowie:
[stops singing] No, not chubby little loser...

David Bowie:
[sings] Pathetic little fat man... No one's bloody laughing...

David Bowie:
[sings] The clown that no one laughs at... They all just wish he'd die...

David Bowie:
[sings] He's so depressed at being useless... The fat man takes his own life...

David Bowie:
[stops singing] No, no

David Bowie:
[sings] He's so depressed at being hated... Fatty takes his own life...

David Bowie:
[stops singing] Fatty? Fatso?

Maggie Jacobs:
Fatso, I like fatso

David Bowie:
Yeah, let's go with fatso

David Bowie:
[sings] Fatso take his own life... He blows his bloated face off

David Bowie:
[stops singing] No

David Bowie:
[sings] He blows his stupid brains out

Linda:
But the twat'd probabably miss!

David Bowie:
[stops singing] Yes, Linda, I like that!

Andy Millman:
Yes, so do I. It's brilliant Linda.

David Bowie:
[sings] He sold his soul for a shot at fame... Catchprase and wig and the jokes are lame...

David Bowie:
[sings] He's got no style, he's got no grace... He's banal and facile... He's a fat waste of space...

David Bowie:
[stops singing] Yeah, yeah. Everybody sing that last line. One, two, three...

David Bowie:
[sings] He's banal and facile... He's a fat waste of space... See his pug-nosed face... pug, pug, pug, pug

David Bowie:
[stops singing] Again!

David Bowie:
[sings] See his pug-nose face... pug, pug, pug, pug. The little fat man with the pug-nosed face... Yeah! pug, pug, pug, pug. Little fat man... pug-nosed face... pug, pug, pug, pug...