Faking It2014

Amy Raudenfeld:
Hey! What are you doing right now?

Shane Harvey:
Going to school like a normal person. Did you snort some meth this morning?

Amy Raudenfeld:
I need you to help me find a girlfriend. I think.

Shane Harvey:
Amy, you already have a girlfriend. If these people find out you're faking they will lynch you and not even notice the irony!

Amy Raudenfeld:
Well I'm not faking and that's the problem! If I'm having these feelings for Karma I must be a lesbian.

Shane Harvey:
Whoa! I think it's too soon to bust out the label maker.

Amy Raudenfeld:
You're the one who outed me to the entire school! Remember?

Shane Harvey:
Yes. But now I realize you're much more complicated. And interesting!