Family Matters1989

Cassie Lynn:
Look, Becky Sue. Poor Laura has worked so hard and now she has to drop out of the race.

Laura:
What are you talkin' about?

Cassie Lynn:
Well, we just got some really hot photos of you being romanced by the Prince of Passion here.

Steve Urkel:
What? She just slipped and I caught her. That's all.

Cassie Lynn:
Becky Sue! We should put those pictures in the school paper.

Becky Sue:
Oh, we couldn't do that. Everyone would think that Laura is in love with Steve Urkel and no one would vote for her.

Steve Urkel:
But, I told you. I just caught her, that's all.

Cassie Lynn:
That may be what happened, but that won't be what the people believe. They just love juicy gossip.

Laura:
You wouldn't dare.

Cassie Lynn:
Try me. You've got twenty-four hours to drop out of the race or we publish the picture.

Steve Urkel:
Why you...

[Both leave laughing]

Steve Urkel:
Why, come back here, you little hussy! Nobody threatens my woman!

Laura:
Steve. Steve! STEVE!

Steve Urkel:
Wha-at?

Laura:
Will you calm down?

Steve Urkel:
Calm down? Why that low-down-cheap-bunder-headed-mud-slinging-bush-wacking-slanderous-snake-in-a-skirt is blackmailing you!

Laura:
I know!

Steve Urkel:
Why, to make everyone think that the woman I love actually loves me back? Why, how low can you get?