Family Matters1989

Steve Urkel:
Laura's got the highly infectious mucus-nasal-osis-inflamicus.

Daniel Wallace:
Oh my God! What is that?

Steve Urkel:
Well, it starts out with a little cough.

[coughs]

Steve Urkel:
Then your nasal passages swell and your nose and throat slam shut tighter than a clam.

Daniel Wallace:
Whoa, man.

Steve Urkel:
Yeah, and then if you sneeze... why, your entire head explodes like a cherry bomb in a cantaloupe.

Daniel Wallace:
Hey, man. Hey, wait a minute. Hey, you could be making this whole thing up!

Steve Urkel:
Could. But, if I'm not, the last two words you'll ever say will be, "A Choo."