Fanny Hill2007

[Fanny has seduced William, her servant, in retribution for Mr H's infidelty to her]

Fanny Hill:
[voiceover] I saw, with wonder and surprise, not the play-thing of a boy nor the weapon of a man, but a positive maypole that would have done credit to a young giant. Such a breadth of animated ivory. In short, it stood an object of terror and delight, and with no little trepidation I guided the furious battering-ram into my... It is so hard to find a dainty way of putting it, and I never cared for coarse language. I guided it into my palpitating and pleasure-thirsty channel.