Father Ted1995

Mrs. Doyle:
Here are the sandwiches for the picnic, the rest are in the kitchen. I hope you enjoy them Father.

Father Ted Crilly:
I love a sandwich from time to time. It doesn't matter what flavour it is as long as it isn't egg, because you know how much I hate egg Mrs. Doyle. God even the smell of them brings me under a terrible rash. I tell you, I wouldn't even eat an egg sandwich if you paid me. The horrible stinking smelly things as I told you before. Remember me telling you earlier Mrs. Doyle any thing except egg and I wanted anything at all as long as it wasn't egg - they're egg aren't they, Mrs. Doyle?

Mrs. Doyle:
Yes.