Father Ted1995

[When thinking of a name for Dougals rabbit]

Father Dougal McGuire:
I've got one. You see how he's got big floppy ears flopping all over the place? Well why don't we call him Father Jack Haggit.

Father Ted Crilly:
[sarcastically] Perfect. 'Father Jack' it is.

Father Jack Hackett:
WHAT?

Father Ted Crilly:
Oh nothing Father. Dougals just named his rabbit after you.

Father Jack Hackett:
WHAT?

Father Dougal McGuire:
Are you alright 'Father Jack'?

Father Jack Hackett:
WHAT?

Father Ted Crilly:
He's not talking to you. He's talking to the rabbit.

Father Jack Hackett:
WHAT?

Father Dougal McGuire:
I think 'Father Jack' needs a Drink.

Father Jack Hackett:
DRINK DRINK!

Father Ted Crilly:
Lets give him water.

Father Jack Hackett:
WATER? FECK!

Father Ted Crilly:
It's getting far to confusing.

Father Dougal McGuire:
I've gotten use to calling him 'Father Jack'. Cant we call Father Jack something else?

Father Ted Crilly:
Alright then 'Flipper', 'Flipper the priest'

Father Jack Hackett:
YES!