Father of the Pride2004

Sierra:
[notices a plastic bag that has been thrown on the table by her parents] What's that?

Kate:
Don't get cute. This isn't a game Sierra. It's catnip. [reads from a book] Or as you and your friends might call it: Mulch, snorkel, monkey junk, street cheese or Siamese cole slaw.

Sierra:
What? You think that's mine?

Larry:
We found it in your room.

Sierra:
Oh my God. You searched my room. What happened to privacy?

Sierra:
We saw a movie about a lion that drove a truck! We're not going to let that happen to you.

Sierra:
Well it's not mine!

Kate:
Then who's is it?

Sierra:
I don't know. Maybe one of my friends put it there. Or maybe it's Siegfried and Roy's. I mean that would definetly explain the outfits.

Kate:
Uh-huh. We're supposed to believe that.

Sierra:
Yeah, because it's the truth. [pauses as she looks at her parents] I don't believe it. You don't trust me.

Kate:
No, we don't trust you. For all we know you're high on the... [glances at book again]... Friedman right this minute.

Larry:
[glances over at book in Kate's hands] Honey, that's the doctor who did the study.