Fawlty Towers

Fawlty Towers1975

Genre: Comedy
Fawlty Towers is a British television sitcom broadcast on BBC2 in 1975 and 1979. Just two series of six episodes were made. The show was created and written by John Cleese and Connie Booth, who also starred in the show and were married at the time o… more »



Basil Fawlty:
So, uh, this is your new menu.

Colonel Hall:
[reading] Duck with orange; duck with cherries; duck surprise.

Mrs. Hall:
What's duck surprise?

Basil Fawlty:
Er... that's duck without orange or cherries.

Colonel Hall:
I mean, is this all there is - duck?

Basil Fawlty:
Umm... yes... done, of course, in three extremely different ways.

Colonel Hall:
And what do you do if you don't like duck?

Basil Fawlty:
Ah, well, if you don't like duck, uhhh, you're rather stuck.

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