Fawlty Towers1975

[after explaining to everyone about the fire drill moments away]

Basil Fawlty:
Splendid. Well, now that's settled, we'll have the fire drill, which will commence in exactly 30 seconds from now. Thank you so much.

[Everyone stands still]

Basil Fawlty:
What are you doing? I mean, are you just gonna stand there?

Mr. Sharp:
Well, what do you suggest?

Basil Fawlty:
Well, couldn't one or two of you go in the bar and a few in the dining room... I mean, use your imagination?

Mr. Sharp:
Why?

Basil Fawlty:
Well, this is supposed to be a fire drill.

Mr. Sharp:
There's only a few seconds.

Basil Fawlty:
...Right, right. Well, stay where you are because, obviously, if there was a fire, you'd all be standing down here like this in the lobby, wouldn't you? I mean, why do we bother? We should let you all burn.