Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends2004

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo:
You look like a man in need of an imaginary friend. Take a look at this adorable little guy, Cheese.

Man:
Cheese, eh? What's he do?

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo:
Whatever you want. Entertain your kids, clean your dishes, paint your house, bear heavy loads.

Man:
I don't know...

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo:
Tell you what? You adopt Cheese, and I'll toss in Crackers for free.

Man:
Cheese *and* crackers, eh?

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo:
Absolutely. Hey, Crackers.

[Crackers, a pink imaginary friend, enters]

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo:
This guy wants to adopt you.

Crackers:
Really?

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo:
What do you say?

[Cut to Crackers at Foster's, crying]

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo:
Sorry, Crackers, but I guess he was just hungry. He must have wanted real crackers.

Crackers:
That's what they all say!