Frasier1993

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Well, Morrie, if you're not cheating on your wife, and she still suspects you, then we're obviously dealing with a trust issue.

Morrie:
More like a crazy issue. And I know where she gets it, from her mother - who, by the way, came for Thanksgiving and still hasn't left. Happy New Year!

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Perhaps we should tackle these issues one at a time...

[Over the line Frasier hears loud knocking]

Morrie:
I'm in the bathroom, Celeste! A little privacy? See how she gets?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Well, perhaps what is needed here is...

[click]

Celeste:
You think I don't know who you're talking to in there, huh, Morrie? It's your little whore, isn't it? Hello, whore.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Celeste, if I could interrupt for just a moment...

Celeste:
A man? It's worse than I thought.

[Another click]

Celeste's Mother:
Celeste?

Celeste:
Hang up, Ma!

Celeste's Mother:
You're all on the radio. I'm listening down in the kitchen.

Morrie:
How about washing a dish or two while you're down there?

[Yet another click]

Britney:
I cannot stand this yelling! I'm running away from home.

Morrie:
Oh, hang up the phone, Britney, you're going nowhere.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
And neither is this conversation.

[He cuts off the line]