Frasier1993

Daphne Moon:
Come on, Eddie, you love pat?. And this is the good stuff. [Frasier enters] Uh-oh.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Two syllables every homeowner loves to hear upon entering the door. Would that have anything to do with the fact that you're feeding my imported foie gras to a dog?

Daphne Moon:
Well, I'm sorry, but it calms him during the thunder.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Oh, well, heaven forbid that Eddie should ever work a nerve! When Niles gets here we'll have sherry and snausages!

Daphne Moon:
That reminds me, Dr. Crane will be a bit late. Your father asked him to stop at the vet and pick up some pills for Eddie.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
I'm the one who's had a hard day. How come no one ever brings *me* tranquilizers?

Daphne Moon:
I've often wondered that meself.