Frasier1993

Frasier:
Hello, Eileen, I'm listening.

Eileen:
Dr. Crane, I've been very happily married for twenty years and I wouldn't dream of cheating, but lately when we're making love I find myself fantasizing about people... other than my husband.

Frasier:
Well, that's perfectly normal. It's quite normal to spice up one's love life by imagining a tryst with, oh, a sports figure or a movie star or...

Eileen:
Or a radio psychiatrist?

Frasier:
Excuse me?

Eileen:
It's your voice, Dr. Crane. You must have the most sensuous voice on earth.

Frasier:
[sensuously] Oh, I don't know, Eileen.

Eileen:
I've never seen your picture. Would you mind describing yourself?

Frasier:
Oh, well I don't really think that's appropriate...

Roz:
I'll do it.

Frasier:
Roz, I don't think...

Roz:
He's about six-one, with a granite jaw and the broad shoulders of a marine. He's been wearing his hair short lately but that only accentuates his cobalt blue eyes, his chiseled cheekbones and his full, provocative lips.

Eileen:
Wow! Thanks, Roz, and thank you, Dr. Crane. I'll be thinking of you tonight. With any luck, twice!

Frasier:
Well, this is Dr. Frasier Crane feeling a little red in his chiseled cheeks. Till tomorrow then, this is KACL 780 AM.