Frasier1993

Frasier:
So, what's new?

Niles:
Well, Yoshi the gardener finally won the battle of the wills. He got Maris to dig up her camellias so he could put in that precious Zen garden that he's been hocking us about since last fall.

Frasier:
How did that turn out?

Niles:
Oh, it's beautiful, it's the perfect place for meditation. Yesterday, I found Maris smack-dab in the middle sitting in the lotus position.

Frasier:
Well, good for her. Apparently it's bringing out her spiritual side.

Niles:
I'm not sure, she was reading a Danielle Steele novel and making a nail appointment on her cellular phone.