Frasier1993

Martin:
My point is, you guys could never resist putting on airs. Even when you were in junior high, you used to love that TV program, "The Avengers." You used to run all over the neighborhood pretending you were that guy with the umbrella... Steve.

Frasier:
Steed!

Niles:
Dad!

Frasier:
There were worse role models. Steed was dapper and witty. Whenever somebody gave him grief, he gave them a sound thrashing with his umbrella.

Martin:
Well, that's great, admire him if you want. But did you have to run through the neighborhood in bowler hats? You were just begging to get beat up.

Frasier:
Come to think of it, it was rather a rough summer that year, wasn't it?

Niles:
I remember getting a chin strap, so the bowler wouldn't fall off when I ran.

Martin:
And all that did was make you look like Elizabeth Taylor in "National Velvet."