Frasier1993

[Frasier prepares to toss a brick through the wall of a dishonest gallery owner, but Niles stops him]

Niles:
Frasier, just give me the brick and no one will get hurt.

Frasier:
Why don't you just go away? This is no concern of yours.

Niles:
Yes, it is.

Frasier:
How?

Niles:
Remember that day in junior high school when somebody took all my clothes while I was in the shower, right after gym class? They hung them from the goalpost on the football field. I had no choice but to get a ladder and climb up there wearing nothing but a towel, wet and shivering. Then the towel fell off! There I was, your little brother, hanging naked from a goal post, and everyone was standing around laughing, and all Coach Medwick would do was stand there going...

[makes the arm signal for "field goal!"]

Niles:
Whatever that means!