Frasier1993

[all the male employees at the station are jealous of the new radio host, an impossibly handsome man]

Gil Chesterson:
I must confess, I didn't notice he was all that handsome.

[stunned silence]

Roz:
You didn't notice? You of all people?

Gil Chesterson:
Just what are you insinuating?

Roz:
Well, you know, that you're a little, er...

Gil Chesterson:
For your information, I happen to be a happily married man.

[stunned silence]

Frasier:
You're... married?

Bulldog:
To a woman?

Gil Chesterson:
Of course to a woman! You've all heard me mention Deb. Well, how often have I said, "I must be running along now, Deb will be waiting"?

Roz:
We thought Deb was your cat.

Gil Chesterson:
She is not a cat! She is Mrs. Gilbert Leslie Chesterton, a Sarah Lawrence graduate, and the owner of a very successful auto body repair shop. Honestly, the conclusions people make, just because a man dresses well and knows how to use a pastry bag!

[he exits]

Frasier:
Well, that's the first time I've ever seen a man "in" himself.