Planes, Trains & Automobiles1987

Neal:
What's the flight situation?

Del:
Simple. There's no way on earth we're going to get out of here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

Neal:
I guess we'll find out soon enough.

Del:
Yeah, but by the time the airline cancels this flight, which they will sooner or later, you'd have more of a chance to find a three-legged ballerina than you would a hotel room.

Neal:
Are you saying I could be *stuck* in Wichita?

Del:
I'm saying you *are* stuck in Wichita.