Frasier1993

[Niles has been giving Daphne phony stock payoffs to get hugs and kisses from her]

Niles:
The first stock really did pay off, but then the rest all tanked. And what was I supposed to do? Tell that poor, working-class Venus I'd lost her life savings? I had to pay her back and if I threw in a little extra, well, where's the harm in that?

Frasier:
Niles, you are giving a woman money in order to obtain physical affection! We are talking the world's oldest profession. Granted, this is sort of the Walt Disney version, but still. It's wrong, and I insist you stop it.

Niles:
No. It's altruistic, it's noble, it's fun, and you can't make me stop.