Freakazoid!1995

Wailin' Jeepers:
[Having finally made a successful Medusa Watch and tested it out on a pigeon] The power of the Gorgons is finally mine! Ah, ha ha ha ha ha, uh oh.

Freakazoid:
Gimme that thing, you nut! [snatches the watch]

Wailin' Jeepers:
Mine! Mine! Give! Mine!

Freakazoid:
Will you stop it! First it was gold beavers, now it's stone pigeons! While don't you get a regular job?!

Wailin' Jeepers:
[snivels a moment] Return my watch, and I'll give you a jar of nickels.

Freakazoid:
Sure! Wait, no, forget it. I'm keeping this until you're responsible enough to have a strange and mystical watch. Bye! [leaves]

Wailin' Jeepers:
Freakzoid will pay. Oh, is he going to get it! I'm very passive aggressive!