Fruits Basket2001

[Keenly aware of Kyo and Yuki's concern over leaving Tohru alone for three days, Shigure applies a little psychological torture for fun]

Shigure Sohma:
Oh, now that I think about it, there was an article in the evening paper about a rash of burglaries in the neighborhood. The culprit is still at large, or so they say.

Kyo Sohma:
[coming to a stop and thinking] Oh, great. If a burglar came to the house, she'd probably open up the front door and invite him in.

Yuki Sohma:
[also coming to a stop and thinking] She'd give him a seat at the table and serve tea, then, knowing her, she'd want to hear the burglar's whole life story.

Shigure Sohma:
[merrily amused by their inner turmoil] Well, let's be on our way, shall we? Can't leave you two standing in the middle of the street like that.