Fruits Basket2001

Head Chef:
[suddenly shocked] Noooooo! This is inexcusable! I thought I'd seen to it that the young master's cuisine would be served with the hot foods hot and the cold foods cold. Only my complete lack of confidence as a chef could allow such a lukewarm dish to be served to you. I beg your forgivene-e-e-e-e-ess! May I be cut into a thousand pieces for this egregious act!

Hostess:
No, it's MY fault. I've clearly waited too long to serve your meal.

Head Chef:
No, it was MY fault!

Hostess:
It was MY fault!

Head Chef:
No, it was MINE!

[They fight]

Tohru Honda:
By any chance are those two...

Yuki Sohma:
Related? Yes, they're cousins. It's amazing the family resemblance.