Full House1987

D.J.:
This can't be! Two days and I've only lost half a pound? I'm going off this stupid diet.

Jesse Katsopolis:
Good, you shouldn't be on a diet anyway. If you want to lose weight, why don't you try exercise? You could go to Michelle's gym.

D.J.:
Oh yeah, like I really want Michelle's body.

Jesse Katsopolis:
They have an adult gym too, tell you what, the whole family will go, they could all use some toning up. Of course with me it would just be toning tone.