Full House1987

Stephanie Tanner:
[on why she can't tell Jesse what's wrong] I promised I wouldn't tell, and you always taught us never to break a promise.

Jesse Katsopolis:
Yes we did teach you that, it's a good rule but here's the thing, all rules have exceptions to them.

Stephanie Tanner:
They do?

Jesse Katsopolis:
Absolutely, like the one about don't swim for an hour after you eat, I hate that rule; I mean yes let's say you have a big dinner with a steak and baked potato and sour cream, then yes an hour. But what if you eat a cracker? Here is where the exception comes in, I say eat a cracker, wait five minutes, boom, get in the pool, a peanut... eat the peanut and swim, there're all these, a whole range of exceptions.