Galavant2015

King Richard:
You know how today we're heading into the land of the Giants to offer them the Jewel of Valencia in exchange for joining our quest to save Princess Isabella?

Galavant:
Yes, we discussed it last night in great detail. There's no need for your clunky exposition.

King Richard:
Well, I have managed to trade the jewel for something even better than an army.

Galavant:
You traded the jewel?

King Richard:
Yep. For a dragon!

[Richard brings out the "dragon" - which is actually a small iguana]

King Richard:
Can you believe it? Imagine how our foes will run in terror! Well, I mean, once he grows a little. I'm going to call him Tad Cooper, a name that evokes strength and valor and bravery. What do you think?

Galavant:
I think you're a complete idiot, and you're taking it back. Now.

King Richard:
[crestfallen] But... no, I can't. I pinky swore and said, "No backsies."