Galavant2015

King Richard:
Valencians, who's hungry?

[everyone raises their hands]

King Richard:
Of course you are, my darlings. Now, as you know, I burnt all your crops. But what you don't know is that I saved a healthy portion for me. But if you can't have vegetables, neither shall I.

[Chef brings in a wheelbarrow filled with produce; a knight sets it on fire; the crowd gasps and screams]

King Richard:
Oh, I see it now. That was a horrible idea.