Garth Marenghi's Darkplace2004

Dr Liz Asher:
[talking about a patient that has turned green] Apparently she was in for a routine operation to get her toe shortened which was really long like a finger, the next thing she knew this happened. All in all you could say that she's a little off color.

[Thorton, Liz, and Dagless all laugh]

Dr Lucien Sanchez:
[shouts] You shut your mouth Liz!

Dr. Rick Dagless:
No you shut your mouth Sanch, that was funny. Look, if we lose our sense of humor in this place we might as well all go and kill ourselves.

Dean Learner:
Dag's right. After all, the reason I got into medicine in the first place was for the laughs. That and the p*ssy, and that dried up ten years ago if you pardon the expression.