General Hospital1963

Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine:
I assume you all received my fax.

Edward Quartermaine #3:
What fax?

Dr. Monica Quartermaine:
Oh, Heather was thoughtful enough to fax us a copy of your marriage certificate.

Edward Quartermaine #3:
Really?

Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine:
I thought I'd give everybody a head start on getting used to the idea and I was hoping when we got home that your family would be able to share in out happiness. Oh, it just occurred to me - you're all my family, too, now.

Dr. Monica Quartermaine:
Ugh.

Dr. Alan Quartermaine:
Just because you dragged my Father to the altar, don't think I'm going to start calling you Mother.

Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine:
Heather will be fine.

Tracy Quartermaine:
I have a better idea. How about Thieving, Gold-Digging, Tramp?