Generation Kill2008

Cpl. Ray Person:
Look at this sh*t, how come we can't ever invade a cool country, like chicks in bikinis, you know, how come counties like that don't ever need Marines, I'll tell you why, it's lack of p*ssy that f***s countries up, lack of p*ssy is the root f***ing cause of all global instability, if more hajis were getting quality p*ssy, there'd be no reason for us to come over and f*** em up like this, cause a nutbusting haji, is a happy haji.

Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert:
Ray, how much ripped fuel have you ingested.

Cpl. Ray Person:
I'm on it like a mother f***er Brad, haha!...

Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert:
Well, no more of that sh*t...

Evan 'Scribe' Wright:
An interesting theory though.

Cpl. Ray Person:
Yeah, yeah, you should quote me on it, you know what, you should definitely quote me on it, this whole thing comes down to p*ssy! Look, if you take the Republican Guard and comp their asses for a week in Vegas, no f***ing war!

Evan 'Scribe' Wright:
So the war is not about oil or WMDs.

Cpl. Ray Person:
No, in the opinion of this Marine, its about p*ssy.

Evan 'Scribe' Wright:
And its not about Saddam.

Cpl. Ray Person:
No, Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the p*ssy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his f***ing gay ass army, then this country would be no more f***ed up than say, Mexico.

Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert:
Ray, please shut up... thank you.