Generation Kill2008

Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley:
Sargent, I didn't get to shoot.

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
That f***ing sucks Trombley, did your recruiting officer tell you'd get to shoot people?

Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley:
F***ing A he did.

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
See Trombley asked about shooting people. I asked about p*ssy, the guy told me I'd get to go to Thailand and get all kinds of strange. What did you ask about Brad?

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
Brad probably saw that TV-commercial, the one with the knight that f***s up the dragon then turns into a marine.

Cpl. James Chaffin:
Whohoo, dress blues with a sword!

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
F***ing dress blues commercial, that got so many f***ing guys. And now look at us! Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I am half a world away for good tight p*ssy, and Colbert is out here rolling around f*** butt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like 4 days of piss and ball sweat.

Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
You should have rolled into combat with a sword Brad, that would have f***ing rocked.