George Lopez

     

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George Edward Lopez (born April 23, 1961) is a Mexican-American comedian and actor. He is known for starring in his self-produced ABC sitcom George Lopez. His stand-up comedy examines race and ethnic relations, including Mexican American culture. L… more »


George Lopez:
[Carmen sneaks down to the kitchen in the dark for a snack] We're out of ice cream. [turns on the light and reveals he's eaten a dozen ice cream cups]

Carmen Lopez:
[worried] Do I need to go get Mom?

George Lopez:
Carmen, how would you feel if you found out you were adopted and I wasn't really your dad?

Carmen Lopez:
Dad, don't ever say that... unless you're sure it's true! God, that would explain SO much!

George Lopez:
You're mine! If you were adopted, I would've returned you, California has lemon laws.

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