George Lopez2002

George Lopez:
[to Carmen] You were in hotel rooms. Don't think I'm going to believe nothing happened.

Carmen Lopez:
Nothing did happen! You want to take me to a doctor and get me tested? I'm still a virgin.

George Lopez:
We'll go to the doctor. It's 9:00 at night, We'll go to the emergency room.

Carmen Lopez:
Dad, nothing happened!

George Lopez:
Quit lying!

Carmen Lopez:
It didn't! You raised me better that that!

George Lopez:
No, I didn't. I was never there, I was always busy, I was too hard on you.

Carmen Lopez:
Yeah, you were, and every time Zack tried to get me to do something with him, I heard you tell me, "Don't do anything you'd be embarrassed to tell me or your mother about."