George Lopez

     

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George Edward Lopez (born April 23, 1961) is a Mexican-American comedian and actor. He is known for starring in his self-produced ABC sitcom George Lopez. His stand-up comedy examines race and ethnic relations, including Mexican American culture. L… more »


George Lopez:
Tell her about being 16 and pregnant, tell her about how I ruined your life.

Benny:
Oh you didn't ruin my life.

George Lopez:
This is no time for jokes!

Benny:
[to Carmen] Your father didn't ruin my life, *I* ruined my life. Look, when you're young you meet a guy who seems great, and you forget about what's right or wrong and go to bed with him, and it's pretty good!

George Lopez:
MOM!

Benny:
I'm not going to lie! But then, he doesn't turn out to be as great as you thought and the next thing you know, you're alone with a baby. And while the rest of your friends are out having a great time, you're up to your stretch marks in dirty diapers. I gave up all my pretty years for him [points to George]

George Lopez:
Are you ready for that to be you?

Carmen Lopez:
I'm not going to have sex, I know I'm not ready yet.

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