George Lopez

     

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George Edward Lopez (born April 23, 1961) is a Mexican-American comedian and actor. He is known for starring in his self-produced ABC sitcom George Lopez. His stand-up comedy examines race and ethnic relations, including Mexican American culture. L… more »


[after breaking up a fight between the kids and George punishes them]

Angie Lopez:
That dance is really important to Carmen and you don't have to take away the skate park. Max should just apologize.

George Lopez:
That's it? Look, Angie, we're being way too easy on these kids. You know what my mom would've done to me if I'd pulled any of this crap? She'd make me sit on my hands until they fell asleep and then she'd slap me with them! [begins to slap himself] "Why are you hitting yourself?" "Why are you crying?" "Wipe your tears!"

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