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Lenni Frazier:
[reads new smear flier] Fried chicken makes Alex cry, how can you vote for such a wimpy guy?

Jamal Jenkins:
Who'd make up something so lame?

Lenni Frazier:
NOBODY would believe this.

Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez:
Except if it's sort of true.

Jamal Jenkins:
What?

Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez:
I once had a pet chicken, Naomi.

Lenni Frazier:
Seriously?

Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez:
A lot of kids do in El Salvador.

Jamal Jenkins:
I guess, why not?

Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez:
I was 3 years old, when my grandmother accidentally,

Lenni Frazier:
You're kidding!

Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez:
She cooked Naomi for dinner. I cried for days. [Lenni and Jamal start laughing] It's not funny, Naomi was my pet! How would you like it if somebody deep fried your cat?