Gigahoes2014

Steven:
...this is your first call and I want to make sure you are comfortable and...

Branden:
Comfort is irrelevant, I am capable of fitting a small child in my rectal cavity without causing any undue stress to my primary functions or harming the child in anyway. In fact the child would probably find comfort in my rectum. I doubt there is an upgrade for that.

Adam:
Well... you need to upgrade your... face.

Branden:
My face was designed using Schmid's Principle of Attraction.

Steven:
Okay boys this isn't a pissing contest...

Branden:
I would win that easily, my urine bladder holds up to two gallons of synth-piss, which I can release at 40 P.S.I.