Gigahoes

Charlie:
Why is this our responsibility? She isn't even one of Steven's sexbots anymore.

Adam:
No, but you know Steven thinks of us as a family. And even though she's not at AI anymore, Steven would never abandon a member of his family.

Charlie:
Right, but sometimes you gotta leave a hot mess alone.

Steven:
...this is your first call and I want to make sure you are comfortable and...

Branden:
Comfort is irrelevant, I am capable of fitting a small child in my rectal cavity without causing any undue stress to my primary functions or harming the child in anyway. In fact the child would probably find comfort in my rectum. I doubt there is an upgrade for that.

Adam:
Well... you need to upgrade your... face.

Branden:
My face was designed using Schmid's Principle of Attraction.

Steven:
Okay boys this isn't a pissing contest...

Branden:
I would win that easily, my urine bladder holds up to two gallons of synth-piss, which I can release at 40 P.S.I.

Producer:
What is a Jennifer Aniston call?

Steven:
It's a term my father came up with when he used human escorts. Jennifer Aniston was an actress that couldn't catch a break with love. People loved her, but they also loved to see terrible things happen to her.

Jessica:
Whenever we have a client that is into watersports, scat, or other "extreme fetishes", we call it a Jennifer Aniston.

Steven:
It was originally called the Lindsay Lohan, but people thought it was in poor taste after the way she died in that Porta-John.

Cameraman Jimmy:
Do you usually meet a lot of clients like this?

Jessica:
Outside like this? No. Dressed like this? Yes. I've been Snow White cause there were 7 guys, Sleeping Beauty cause he wanted to wake me up with his cock, and one time I was Ariel, from the Little Mermaid. I had to hop all the way there and back. Did you know fish have cloacas and not vaginas. It's an all purpose hole, and so was I.

Adam:
Go to the kitchen and find Steven's salami and we'll see who can swallow it deeper.

Branden:
I will easily win as my oral cavity is capable of connecting to my anal cavity if the situation arises.

Adam:
Well... I can stroke your hair until you fall asleep.

Branden:
You are terrible at this, just stop.

Steven:
Adam, you're fine the way you are, but if you would be more comfortable, you can go down to our friend and see what he has.

Adam:
Are you sure? Do we have the money?

Steven:
I always have a rainy day fund. And it does look like rain.

Adam:
I promise I won't get anything too crazy.

Steven:
Yes, please. No vagina hands, vaginas do not belong on hands.

Sarah:
This is why we can't have dinner parties.

Shopgirl:
We have a brand new selection of men's jackets and fitted slacks.

Steven:
Uhm... we... shop... good.

Branden:
We do not require your help in procuring clothing, I'm perfectly capable of finding garments that fit my perfect physique.

Shopgirl:
Ok, sorry to bother you.

Steven:
Right there, a simple 'no we're fine, thank you' would have sufficed.

Branden:
Then why didn't you say that?

Steven:
I, ugh... was testing your social interaction subroutines.

Branden:
Right.

Adam:
Did you "Pretty Woman" Branden?

Branden:
Is that a sexual reference? Should he have?

Steven:
No, Branden it's a forty year old movie. They just remade it with Suri Cruise.

Jessica:
Right... no wait I think they are supposed to be on the left.

Branden:
What does it matter, we're not going to be eating any of this.

Adam:
I will. Sometimes I'll eat with Steven, especially out in public. I think it's because it makes him forget I'm not human.

Branden:
If all it takes to look more human is to eat, does vagina count?

Adam:
If it did, then you haven't been human in months.

Steven:
Okay, now lets switch it up a little. Sarah, let's add the tentacles.

Steven:
That's one of the benefits of using a sex-bot.

Steven:
They don't judge, they won't ridicule you unless that's what you're into, and they are dishwasher safe.