Gilmore Girls2000

Luke:
[Luke is buying self-help books but doesn't want Andrew to see them] What are you doing?

Andrew:
I have to ring them up.

Luke:
I ' ll just tell you the prices. This one is... $24.99.

Andrew:
That high?

Luke:
They're your prices!

Andrew:
Can I just see the book?

Luke:
I'm reading you the book. It says right here. [looks at the price again] Oh, wait - that's the Canadian price. $14.99.

Andrew:
Will you just let me scan the book?

Luke:
When you scan the book, do you see the title?

Andrew:
Yes.

Luke:
Then no.

Andrew:
Luke, come on! What do you got there, porn?

Luke:
You sell porn?

Andrew:
No!

Luke:
You think I brought my own porn in here to buy?

Andrew:
I don't know what you're doing. I just need to scan the books.

Luke:
[hands Andrew some money] This should cover it.

Andrew:
A hundred bucks? That's way too much!

Luke:
Take it. [he leaves, then comes back in] Bag. [Andrew hands him one, he leaves again]