Gilmore Girls2000

Tristin:
And she's reading again. How novel.

Rory:
Good-bye, Tristin.

Tristin:
Did you get the novel thing? Because...

Rory:
I said good-bye.

Tristin:
What are you doing here?

Rory:
I like lines.

Tristin:
The guy's supposed to buy the tickets.

Rory:
Really. Does Susan Faludi know about this?

Tristin:
Unless of course there is no guy.

Rory:
There's a guy

Tristin:
A Cheap guy.

Rory:
Well, what can I say? I like 'em cheap. Sloppy too - bald spot, beer gut, you know, and the pants that kind of slip down in the back, giving you that good plumber shot. That sends me through the roof.

Tristin:
So who is he?

Rory:
How many languages can you say 'none of your business' in.

Tristin:
Does he go to this school?

Rory:
No, he doesn't.

Tristin:
Uh-huh. Well, look, OK, I'll confess something to you. I don't have a date.

Rory:
Well I hear Squeaky Fromme is up for parole soon. You should keep a good thought.