Gilmore Girls2000

[many alarm clocks go off]

Lorelai:
You are hilarious.

[Going down the stairs]

Lorelai:
Okay, see, last night when I said to you: "Tomorrow, no matter what, make sure I get up at seven," what I actually meant was: "tomorrow, no matter what, make sure I have the option of getting up seven, in case, when seven comes, I actually wanna get up." Which, as it happen, I didn't. Therefore, you're currently responsible for the great alarm clock slaughter of 2002.

Luke:
No survivor?

Lorelai:
The one shaped like a bunny escaped with a mild decapitation.